Apron – Fire Hazard in the Kitchen. Features a friendly note from the “Fire Department” stating “Keep this person out of the kitchen”. One size fits all. Made of polyester. Machine Washable. Bright red cloth apron with bib front that has an imprinted note message that reads: “Please Keep This Person Out of the Kitchen. Thank you. Fire Dept.”. A fun and campy gift for the Chef of the household or at the fire station.